Stanford tennis player Emilia Anderson

Our dear voguevixen and her fondue fork

St. Francis vs. Mountain View softball

Stanford tennis player Gabriela Lastra

Who picks "SPLEENS" as a vanity plate? This person.

David Martinez

Oliver, the ravenous cat

"Homey With A Strawberry"

Who wouldn't love a threesome?

What a neat dead bird, huh?

Bad wreck I passed on 101

Not bad, considering I couldn't stop

Duck butt! Duck butt!

I don't think this road goes anywhere.

I didn't kill it. No, really!

Big surprise to find THIS plate in the Bay Area, huh?

A cool dog in Golden Gate Park

Ooooh! Fireworks! This was 2002.

Another dog in Golden Gate Park

He was playing "House of the Rising Sun." I gave him a buck for good taste

Perhaps he had "trouble" obtaining this plate. Get it? "Trouble"? I kill me, I do.

I gave them two bucks -- they dragged a HARP down there, after all!

I met John Doe and D.J. Bonebrake, former members of X. It was cool.

Attack of the Flying Firework Squid Monster!!! RUN!!!!!!

Fourth of July 2003

A photo of the UNIVERSE? No, more fireworks.

The green, green gas of home!

A crazy man prays for the newspaper I used to work for.

Smokey was still getting around at 17 years of age. He was a cool old dog.

They are SOOO cute when they're asleep!